You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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