im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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