So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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