I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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