Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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