i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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