I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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