Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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