About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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