yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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