Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sorry about my life...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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