We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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