what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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