Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Randomize
