Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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