Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
where are my eyebrows?
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