biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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