I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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