I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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