if you like me you must not know who I am
We are two peas in an std pod
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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