When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize