bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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