i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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