scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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