Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
