Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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