I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We just shotgunned beers for America
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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