Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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