Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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