I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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