grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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