Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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