Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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