my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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