so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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