I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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