You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My balls are so social today.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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