***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You're like the curious george of whores
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
