I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
