I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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