Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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