Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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