Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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