their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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