Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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