Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Operation Purity has been aborted
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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