I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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