No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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