your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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