We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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