Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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