Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
