Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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