So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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